In a relationship, there is always ups and downs. However, me and Leon has been staying at the node always, no ups no downs. Leon's panda attitude contribute on this the most, he's always blur and just chill and eat and live as if he is really going to extinct.

And if you really want to go UP, mark down 28th March to 31st March as the Putrajaya International Hot Air Balloon is BACK!

I am so excited like before and I can't calm my tits now!

Returning of the International Hot Air Balloon Fiesta for the fifth year, the event will have this para-motor exhibition, helicopter joy rides, coloring contest and many more like the previous years, but what make this year a special one is the SMURF HOT AIR BALLOON!
I want a ride on that!!!

putrajaya 5th international hot air balloon fiesta
Picture credits to flickr.com.

Of course the event will fill with crowd so remember to come light, and drink lots of water as it's gonna be really hot.

Oh oh oh! And the best part is, there's gonna be fireworks! What's more romantic than a kiss under the colorful night sky?

Putrajaya-fith-international-hot-air-balloon-fireworks

Check www.myballoonfiesta.com for more information. 


xx. 
See you there!:)





Girls got a lot of problems. Some times I think that their mind can run as fast as the Tianhe-1A computer. (the 10 fastest computer in world with 2.5 petaflops) And it store a lot (it is useful when comes to fight, cause girls can really bring out all this trivial matters 10 years ago, believe me, we can)
There can be one thousand and one problems, but always, or almost always, all problems find their way back to place to these 10 main areas. 

First of all, 
Girls are born to complaint (YES, WE ARE). They complaint about the dad don't buy them sweet when they are 6. They complaint the girl sitting next to her tend to get more attention from the teacher when they are 9. They complaint the school rule for clipping the hair because they are fugly when they are 13. They complaint the girl next class have shorter skirt than herself but never get caught when they are 15. They complaint the boyfriend never get them a bigger teddy on Valentine's when they are 17. They complaint the boyfriend that the friend's/someone else boyfriend is richer when they are 19. They complaint the mom "I am old enough to have freedom!" when they are 21 I complaint why I just don't get thinner everyday, with fried chicken in my hand. *smirk*

And some girls they complaint the government like Bawan* for not giving free education. (okay, maybe not complaint but suggest/giving opinion) And some girls they complaint no one listen to them "I need attention here, hello!HELLO! LISTEN!" like Sharifa*. 

We complaint EVERYDAY. Because everyone got problem, everyday got problem. like the dogs, the cats, the ......etc. 

Or you can say we are not complaining, we are expressing. This is one of the reason that the male population dies faster than we girls. Simply because we clear our cache and data everyday. 

Oh, too far away. So I actually want to complaint today about what to wear for dinner next week, yes. But then since we are here, let me continue.

10 main area of girls problems.
1st: Too much of beh song. 
Like what I say, they beh song with almost everything. Even the candy crush player reach to level 100 they also can beh song and say "Ki siao ah? so free everyday play. This person must be no life one."

2nd: Too FAT. 
Do you know what's the biggest dream of every single woman on earth? To marry a tall, rich and handsome guy? That's lifetime goal, not dream. Our biggest dream is to be anorexia  Because we can eat and get fat happily. AT LAST I CAN EAT WITHOUT FEELING GUILT. 

Every girl is a judge inside. You are either too fat or too thin, you will still be judged. Either they themselves are too fat or someone else is too fat can be deadly sin. But I guess fat girls complaint more than skinnier one. But just one kind advice: No girls think themselves are skinny. 

3rd: JEALOUSY.
Girls are expert critics. But it's all because they care? NO. We are just jealous which sometimes you or me myself couldn't fathom. You jealous over someone getting so much more attention then you are,  you jealous over why this people got plastic and she got prettier, you jealous over why the hell you are not born in America, you jealous why Obama not your 爸爸. 

And they become Tyra Banks instantly, super critics. 
"Har, this girl pretty meh. Just because her eyes are big only looooh bitch please, she got no boobs look at that"

The 4th to 10th reason are same with the 3rd reason.

Basically getting a girlfriend is hard because you have to love her, her family, and the biggest challenge is her GIRLFRIENDS. And the most ridiculous moment was being interrogate from top to toe, from your parents to your pet.

But then you must understand, this is our problem, we need an affirmative answer, we are born with it. So you have to accept us.Period.

Did I just say we girls are ferocious? Some are physically but most of us are mentally so.

Done.
xx
Good luck with getting a girlfriend.









Back to blogging before the Chinese New Year just to share some really cheap ideas running in my mind lately.

FYI I don't really born with a silver spoon, and I've heard so many cheap story around me and I have done some of them of course, haha. 

And the worst I've heard is ditching the girlfriend before Valentine's and also birthday. LOL. So you doesn't need to come out with any presents or affectionate romantic dinner which cost you a bomb. 

However, you can always have cheap Valentine.
For a cheap person like me, I have many cheap ideas. Just continue reading. 

For Leon, I am so blessed that he's not around on his birthday and also Valentine's day. HAHA. Thanks pu sa guan yin ma allah and jesus, and I can always get rid with an excuse as I am still studying. 

But it's true as alot of the Y-generation are actually showing their affection to their partner with their parents' money. Congrats if your boyfriend/girlfriend got a rich dad. And I don't have one so I am sorry dear bf, wait until I work ok.

So that enough with the bullshit, first cheap idea is to bake something. Anything. I don't know why guys will always buy this (I think is because girls nowadays don't cook and don't bake ). If you are a beginner they will be much more touched, just as touched as they found you're a virgin.  And if you want to cheat on this of course, you can refer this : www.google.com and type "how to bake a chocolate cake" 

Actually baking do works on girls also, because girls simple just like the guys who cooks, they are hot! (bullshit, we are just fucking lazy ) And guess what, baking just cost you less than RM60. And if you buy premix probable will only cost you RM5.90? Affordable? *grin*

And I think I have some baking and cooking blog post last year which gives some really good response. See Part 1 HERE and Part 2 HERE. I think both are actually pretty easy but one must not have Parkinson or uncoordinated limbs.  

If baking doesn't really delight you or you've already done this in past year, and you fond something CHEAP like me, just pay RM3.90 to buy a box of candles. Of course you should buy around 5 boxes and 2 cup noodles which cost you around RM3 (you can buy expensive one if you have budget). I guess eating cup noodles in lit heart shaped candles would be romantic. LOL. Very affordable and memorable eyh. 

If you don't fond the hot sticky romantic candles idea, you can always fold a bunch of RM1 notes roses. Well, if only you know how hard to fold them and I guess you don't have enough time to learn it as Valentine is already 4 days away. But if you insist, I suggest you use the US dollar.
Just because that's the only money video I can find from Youtube. heh.


Or you can fold some with color papers!

Well, I personally quite fond the Paper rose idea. *it's a hint dear! :P *

If paper origami can't make you happy either, I guess you better ditch your gf/bf and patch back after the Valentine cause you're too cheap to have a gf /bf on Valentine! 

Well, if you are my bf and you're reading this, actually I have a list of stuff I wish to get on this special day. Please click HERE.

Alright. 
Going to bed. Wishing all the love birds don't cause a baby bomb in the November or December ya. 


xx. 
Have a good weekend and Gong Xi Fa Cai!






Bad sales person, over aggressive sales person and bad attitude sales person are big turn offs. 

I don't really go shopping that much actually main reason goes to money, but when I have something I really want, I really expect getting the best shopping experience however sales person often fucking turn me off. 

First of all, being a cheapskate *yes I admit I AM* I always hunt for good price (if I am free). And sometimes, when I go for these free or really cheap service ( example :gruopon facial vouchers ) I really gone crazy over the price, love the service BUT I loathe the fact that they will actually tell you to +++++++ MONEY for extra service. 

I really get the point that offering cheap service are just to attract customers and to marketing, but seriously, I really find that extra service offered by bad sales person will just make the conversation goes awry and awkward. It's like errrr, wtf? 

And the over aggressive kind of sales person can be a major reason I got mad. I am not a patient person, and I try to hold my temper in public. But the thing is, some over aggressive sales person JUST DON'T GET IT. See, I've already paid and that's bad, because if I let my temper out, I am afraid that I will get bad service. 

And I just realize to actually turn all these kind of sales person down is to have these magic words. 
DEAF, BLIND, SMILE. 

Just like Dora the explorer now I've already come out with these simple steps, please repeat after me. 
DEAF. BLIND. SMILE. 

And at special moments, you have to act blur also. This is to maximize your benefit on all these cheapskate deals. 

First, whatever the sales person said, you just fucking shut up. Act like you heard nothing. Because when you answer, they will take it as you show interest! YES. JUST PLAY DEAF. 

Next, if they show you any deal when after service, just act BLIND. Because when you look at their products, they will see you as showing interest and then they will bomb you with all kind of sales tactic. Of course the most frequent used is telling you now you'll get half price and you won't get this price after you walk out the door. JUST BE A IGNORANT OKAY, or else you gonna pay for it and you're no longer securing your "cheapskate queen" tittle. ( okay maybe nobody wants it ) 

Third, smile if they ask you "why" and if the above 2 magic words aren't useful. 

Well, I guess that's pretty much hurt for a sales person if she got ignored by a smile. Heh. 
It's like "I'm ignoring you but I am nice you cannot be mad at me!" hah.


And Yay!
Congratulations, you just saved yourself from all these monsters. 


xx.
Good luck. 




Don't you just love those eggs which served with the ramen in some ramen restaurant or Japanese culinary place?

Heh, so I did this :) Marinated soft boiled eggs. It's called 溏心蛋.

The egg whites are in solid form but the egg yolk are semi-cooked.
So it won't taste too dry like the hard boiled egg.
Photo credit to zuofan.cn.

So I did a little mess in the kitchen and viola!
This is my version, wasn't too bad right? heh.


To make this 溏心蛋, first you have to prepare you marinate sauce, and that's depends on your preference.
Like me, I use 5 tablespoon barbecue sauce + 2 teaspoon of salt + 3 teaspoon sugar and water above the eggs level.

Or you can buy the sauce from the market, it's called "卤水" or "卤汁". I heard Lee Kum Kee got the good ones.



To cook the soft boiled egg:

1. 2 eggs from the fridge (not room temperature)
2. Wash the eggs and pot in a small pot
3. Pour in water. Water level - Just covered the eggs
4. Boil for 10 minutes with high temperature. (by 7minutes your water should be boiled)
5. Prepare your sauce.
6. Immediately soak the eggs in the ICE WATER.
7.  Crack the shell and peel it off. Soak in the sauce put in fridge for overnight.
8. Cut your egg into half with sharp knife. Nom. You got your eggs ready! :D




xx.
Good luck trying!






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